i kill you

itsmemacleod:

i once said no to drugs but they didnt listen

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cupthong:

when did i use that tag

bigeisamazing:

*meets cute girl at party*

*we hit it off*

*she grabs my hand and leads me to a bedroom*

*we sit on the bed*

*I run my fingers through her hair and pull her closer to me*

*I then whisper in her ear “should i draft a tailback in the first round of my fantasy draft or a QB?”*

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exactable:

seriously though, how cool would it be to have that one best friend that’s like your other half and you can literally talk about everything and they’ll completely understand you and not judge you.

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darndere:

"you can’t ship three people together!!!"

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johnlindley665:

Get Me Out Of Here Alive/Aaron West & The Roaring Twenties.

dutchster:

"this pizza is gonna go straight to my butt" i say as i grab the pizza and slap it against my butt

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