i kill you

r0ditis:

*casually asks crush when their birthday is so I can figure out their birth chart and see how to attract them and whether or not we’re compatible*

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fashi0nab1e-bitch3s:

stop. this is too great.
vantasticmess:

astro-butts:

hey you kids wanna buy some drugs

basically the first interaction between humans and a snake ever
elitewifi:

bye
just-relatable:

want more relatable?
sexycliffconda:

©
stop-hammerkind:

srsfunny:

Glass Blower: Sculpting A Horse From Molten Glass

WHAT

dosopod:

“you don’t look depressed though”

oh yeah sorry i forgot to bring my literal dark cloud with me today

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lamedere:

babies screaming when you’re out shopping

image

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